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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

grlenntys chief kickingstallionsims

Grlenntys Chief Kickingstallionsims
I am definitely rooting for Alabama State tonight against Morehead State, only because of their 7-foot center Grlenntys Chief Kickingstallionsims.

There's stupid names and random names that rappers name their children, but there can't be possibly a cooler name than Kickingstallionsims, not even Ocho Cinco. Come on Chad, at least make up something original.

Go Hornets from the SWAC!

happy saint patrick's day

Chicago River White House Fountain Green
The Chicago River is green again, the White House fountain is turning green for the first time ever (Thanks Michelle Obama), Saint Patrick's Day is officially here. Drink a cold Irish one for me, people!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

free small fries and soda

Jack in the Box Free Small Fries and Drink
I'm feeling so sanguine today for whatever's happening to Jack in the Box. Whatever it is, hang in there Jack.

First it was free medium curly fries, which I got 3 orders of, and then it was 2 free tacos. Now, it's almost a free meal!! Maybe I'll be nice and actually buy a chicken sandwich today...just maybe...

sanguine

sanguine: optimistic, cheerful, confident

Monday, March 9, 2009

oscar wilde

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."

janet long

"Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy."

Sunday, March 8, 2009

kit kat human vending machine

Kit Kat Human Vending Machine

That man is NOT getting any breaks from Kit Kat.

digger phelps get hyphy

- Original post from TPIC -


Too bad Cal lost to UCLA...

Friday, March 6, 2009

wheelchair rickshaw

Wheelchair Rickshaw
Wheelchair, richshaw hybrid. All it needs now is some NOS

toiley party

Toilet Party
We're all friends and family, right?

Thursday, March 5, 2009

always innovating touch book

Always Innovating Touch Book
Is this the next generation of netbooks? Tiny removable laptop that can be taken apart to become a fully functional touchscreen tablet? Weighs less than 2 lbs with a 10-15 hour battery life for only $299? Hallelujah!

I need to beseech this bad boy come Christmas time.

beseech

beseech: ask for earnestly; beg for urgently or anxiously

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

ann landers

"Television has proved that people will look at anything other than each other."

bar rafaeli is too hot for land

Bar Rafaeli Southwest Airlines

As if being almost naked on the cover of Sports Illustrated wasn't enough, or being in the hottest video in the history of history (now taken off TMZ for being too hot) just didn't do it, Bar Rafaeli is now plastered on the Southwest Airlines SI One. Southwest employees better burnish that plane real well. Pervert in seat 4A, have fun starring out her giant bra. Leonardo DiCaprio is such a lucky bastard.

burnish

burnish: to polish and make shiny

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

play max payne, don't watch it

Max PayneHallucination is one thing, but fiery demonic angels is just too far out of this world.

I remember playing Max Payne on a PC during my teenage high school years. I'm not a gamer at all, but to be hooked on this game tells you that the game was awesome...at least to me. (The only other game I played on a computer instead of a normal video game system was Need for Speed Underground. It helped me get through freshmen year of college.) Max Payne taught me that painkillers cures all, and you can slow down the world and shoot like a sniper in bullet time by right-clicking the mouse, Matrix style. This game was badass.

If you can't tell, I had high hopes for the movie. All I got was crap. Did the producers even play the game? Do they know what Max Payne is all about? Did they write the entire script in a hermetic room without any consideration for the game? Or its fans?

First of all, Max Payne is hardcore; Mark Wahlberg is not Max Payne. Clive Owen can play Max Payne, not Marky Mark.

Max Payne Clive Owen Mark Wahlberg

Like a novel, the game had a great storyline. I believed I was Max Payne. I wanted to kill everything in my sight to revenge my wife and baby's murder. Nothing else mattered to me in the world. My best friends were a 9mm beretta, a sawed-off shotgun, and tons of painkillers.

The film tried to imitate the game in some aspect, but in a very bad way with some cheesy lines.

"He's not dead. He's here." No shit, Sherlock Holmes!

Pros: Mila Kunis and Olga Kurylenko. Ludacris also expanded his resume.

Mila Kunis Olga Kurylenko

Cons: Everything else.

Let's hope they don't make a Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne movie.

hermetic

hermetic: airtight; protected; concealed

Monday, March 2, 2009

10 cars we can not afford

I saw this MSN article recently and I had to share it with everyone. We all love cars, especially the ones that we ABSOLUTELY can't afford. Here's a rundown of the latest ten cars that will never be in the United States, that we will never drive, that we will never touch or smell, that we can't even dream or drool over, that I have never heard of, that we can only enjoy in 3x5 picture frames:

Ascari KZ1

Ascari KZ1 - named after Formula 1 racer Alberto Ascari, 500 horsepower, 0-60 in 3.6 seconds, top speed at 200 mph, only $344,000

Aston Martin One-77

Aston Martin One-77 - only 77 available, 7.3 liter V12 engine, 700 horsepower, $1.75 million...all sold out

Caparo T1

Caparo T1 - lightweight (1,212 pounds), 575 horsepower in a 3.8 liter V8, power-to-weight ratio of 1,000 horses per ton, 0-60 in 2.5 seconds, $355,000 base price

Covini C6W

Covini C6W - 4 16-inch front wheels and 2 20-inch rear wheels for reduced aerodynamic drag, better braking, reduction of understeering and hydroplaning, smoother ride; prototype

Koenigsegg CCXR

Koenigsegg CCXR - can run on E85 or E100 ethanol, with 1,018 horsepower and 782 lb-ft of torque, just $2 million

KTM X-Bow

KTM X-Bow - ultralight, 2.0-liter turbocharged direct-injection 4-cylinder engine from Audi, 240 horsepower in 1,741 pounds, 0-60 under 4 seconds, completely stop in 100 feet, affordable at $67,000

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Stirling Moss

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Stirling Moss - only 75 will be built, 650 horsepower, 0-60 in just over 3 seconds, top speed at 218 mph, for $1.2 million

Morgan AeroMax

Morgan AeroMax - 100 available for $163,000 each

Pagani Zonda Cinque

Pagani Zonda Cinque - V12, 678 horsepower, street legal, for $1.5 million; only cinque (5) will be built; first come first serve

Venturi Fetish

Venturi Fetish - first electric-powered sports car before the Tesla, 300 horsepower, 0-60 under 4 seconds, goes 180 miles at 55 mph, only 25 will be built BY HAND, sold to an "exclusive and avant-garde clientele" for $400,000, the price of 4 Teslas

I need to win the lottery now...three times.

The only cool car that I ever saw in person was this Bugatti Veyron outside a fancy hotel in Geneva, Switzerland; it was the best day of my non-existent car life.

Bugatti Veyron

But yes, lottery; three times. Does that count as an ellipsis?

ellipsis

ellipsis: omission of one or more words that are obviously understood but that must be supplied to make a construction grammatically complete; sudden leap from one topic to another

Sunday, March 1, 2009

stihl chainsaw: merry christmas

Stihl Chainsaw

Who needs to buy a Christmas tree when you can buy a Christmas chainsaw?

toyota 1/x



Plug-in hybrid, 500cc engine, 1/3 the weight of a Prius with the same amount of space. This car is a reality, but I can't wait until the seaweed car comes out.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

lazy firefighter

Lazy Firefighter

There are those who risk their lives to save the world; then there are these...

htc magic

HTC Magic

The Google G1 is now old news, it's time for some Magic, the first touchscreen only Android phone. Sorry US consumers, it's only coming out first via Vodafone in the UK, Spain, Germany, France, and Italy.

Friday, February 27, 2009

espn college gameday in berkeley

ESPN College Basketball GameDay

It's about damn time!

We had our first opportunity for ESPN College GameDay stripped away by Seung-Hui Cho and Virginia Tech back in 2007, when we whooped Tennessee and went on to start 5-0 and became #1 in the country for 20 minutes, until Oregon State derailed our dreams and our season...what a great birthday weekend that was for me.

Anyways, Haas Pavilion opens at 6am, show starts at 8am. It might be a tad bit early and might be nocuous to my health, but there's going to be free food and drinks for the first 500 fans, provided by Looney's Smokehouse, Odwalla, Coke, and Berkeley Farms. If it's free, I'm there.

There will be TONS of free giveaways, including 35 College GameDay t-shirts, 150 hats, a Bank of the West bear, mini basketballs signed by Mike Montgomery, 20 Touchless Car Wash coupons (I've gotten one of those, they're pretty sweet), Cal Crocs, gift certificates to Henry's, Pyramid's, & Looney's, plus one lucky fan will get the chance to win $17,500 with a half-court shot during half time when Cal takes down Darren Collison, Josh Shipp, and the rest of UCLA.

Hopefully see you there!

fUCLA! Go Bears (or go home)!

P.S. Somebody wake me up tomorrow morning.

nocuous

nocuous: harmful; damaging

Thursday, February 26, 2009

coraline: innovative 3d experience

Coraline 3DIt was an experience alright, sitting in the very first row of a packed theater with my head tilted straight up for 100 minutes. But that's what I get for arriving at 11:07 for an 11:00 showing on a Sunday morning.

The little wooden girl on the cover of this novel by Neil Gaiman may look a little scary, but its 3D transformation made it something to remember.

To the regular movie-goer, this film provides valuable lessons to children. The book is geared towards 9 - 12 year olds, so I'd imagine the film, including Coraline's character and voice of Dakota Fanning, to be around this age and reach this audience.

Kids love to dream in their utopian fantasy lands. They also love to disobey and rebel against their parents. That's the cool thing to do. Coraline portrays that kind of child, having to live in her fantasy land, which did not turn out to be what she wanted after all. She must have been in a state of consternation. Her experience with her "other" family teaches her, and hopefully all the kids watching, about friendship and family values, what we need to cherish and not take for granted.

This was a pretty awesome movie for the younger crowd, 3D glasses included, but this was also a wonderful film for the behind-the-scenes, technical audience.

Coraline 3DThe detailed work and energy it took to make this film work was absolutely brilliant. Spending three weeks to shoot three seconds of the film tells me that the entire crew was vastly dedicated to create a success.

Using popcorn to make cherry blossoms? Ingenious. Superglue and baking soda to create snow? Wonderful. Piano wire and fishing line to create strands of hair? Clever. Plastic mesh and fiber optics to illuminate thousands of plants? Incredible. Ping pong balls and cosmetic sponges to bloom flowers? Wowza. Cotton and hair spray to give the illusion of teapot vapor? What a showoff! Kitty litter for the driveway? Insane. 550 hand-painted mice? Oh my god! 2349062093 Coralines? I'm speechless. Here's a Wired gallery of exclusive behind-the-scenes from the film.

Whether you enjoyed the film or not, you must appreciate the efforts everyone put into the animation of Coraline. Remember how Pixar and Toy Store first amazed the animation world? Remember how The Matrix first brought us into the slow-mo crazy bullet dodging era? This film is going to be the next big "Remember how..." moment in film history.

My theory for this film is that if people can turn everyday household items into music, people can transform everyday household items into 3D animation. This film is better than 3D; it's 3A.

consternation

consternation: a constant dread; amazement or dismay that hinders or throws into confusion

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

baron davis barks back

- Original post from TPIC -

The Los Angeles Clippers suck. Their constant sucking is so bad it's become tautologous. It is just despicable. After being called a dog by T.J. Simers of the Los Angeles Times, Baron Davis is barking back.

"Are you seriously blaming me for how bad the Clips are doing? Just look at the team. I am not dogging anything. My heart and soul is with this team. I'm making $65 million in the next 5 years because I believe in this team. I believed in Golden State. Now I believe in Los Angeles. Excuse me for a moment while I represent LA..."

(Baron Davis turns around to throw the first pitch for the Los Angeles Dodgers.)

Baron Davis Los Angeles Dodgers

"Boom Dizzle can not win a championship on his own. It's not my fault Elton Brand, my former friend, ditched LA. It's not my fault Marcus Camby's a tree stump. It's not my fault Al Thornton plays like shit. It's not my fault Chris Kaman looks like the Geico caveman. It's not my fault the Clippers suck. I'll only take the blame if you believe that I'm worse than the Sam Cassell/Shaun Livingston days. Dahhh, I need a potty break!"

(B-Diddy takes a break from his potty break to enjoy a Lakers game with Adam Sandler to go over a new movie script.)

Baron Davis Adam Sandler

"I came back home to South Central to lead the Clips to an NBA championship, man. I'm here to show the kids we can dream big. Hollywood's great and all, but it's all about the game of basketball for me. Nothing else. Those Lakers nachos are killing me, potty break #2?"

(Baron calls up old high school buddy Kate Hudson to grab another quick bite.)

Baron Davis Kate Hudson

"Everyone keeps talking about Baron this, Baron that. Get off my balls! Everyone hangs out with their friends. Don't blame me for hanging out with my friends. Don't blame me if they're celebrities. Don't blame me if they got connections to the film industry. Why am I the bad guy here? Jesus Christ, I need to vent. I'll be right back."

(Baron does a quick interview alongside Jessica Alba and Cash Warren for his new documentary, Crips and Bloods: Made in America.)

Baron Davis Jessica Alba Cash Warren

"I wasn't traded at the deadline, thank God, but if I was, I would've appreciated any other team out there. Houston, Dallas, Golden State, Los Angeles, it's all the same. Any day, any night, if I'm not bothered by this injury or that injury, I go out there on the court and give my full half focus for the whole half of the game. Now if you would wait a couple hours, Steve Nash is coming in town so I have to show him around, since you know, he's Canadian, and we're in California."


(B-Diddy and Stevie Nash takes a long bike ride from the Santa Monica pier down past Newport Beach to hang out at Kobe's place.)

Baron Davis Steve Nash

"Like I said before, the Clippers need a team effort, I can't do everything alone. I feel like I'm contributing my $65 million every night. Others, I can not say, but I definitely don't tolerate a bunch of big name, big contract players who's out wandering the wonderful streets of Hollywood investing their time and money on their movie producing career. When I'm not dishing assists on the court, I'm out helping the community. Look, I even took a part-time gig at the local McDonald's."

Baron Davis McDonald's

At that point, Mr. Baron Davis was exhausted from the interview and the mini errands he had to run in between, so he called it quits. He ended the night at the local five star hotel to "relax" a bit, where he showed his true self, as described by what is left of the Delinda Lombardo story.

Baron Davis Delinda Lombardo Blonde Girl

No wonder this is how Los Angeles fans think of Baron Davis:

Baron Davis Los Angeles Clippers

Don't you wish you were still a Golden State Warrior, Boom Dizzle?

tautologous

tautologous: needlessly repetitious; redundant