grlenntys chief kickingstallionsims

I am definitely rooting for Alabama State tonight against Morehead State, only because of their 7-foot center Grlenntys Chief Kickingstallionsims.

There's stupid names and random names that rappers name their children, but there can't be possibly a cooler name than Kickingstallionsims, not even Ocho Cinco. Come on Chad, at least make up something original.

Go Hornets from the SWAC!

happy saint patrick's day

The Chicago River is green again, the White House fountain is turning green for the first time ever (Thanks Michelle Obama), Saint Patrick's Day is officially here. Drink a cold Irish one for me, people!

free small fries and soda

I'm feeling so sanguine today for whatever's happening to Jack in the Box. Whatever it is, hang in there Jack.

First it was free medium curly fries, which I got 3 orders of, and then it was 2 free tacos. Now, it's almost a free meal!! Maybe I'll be nice and actually buy a chicken sandwich today...just maybe...

kit kat human vending machine

That man is NOT getting any breaks from Kit Kat.

wheelchair rickshaw

Wheelchair, richshaw hybrid. All it needs now is some NOS

toiley party

We're all friends and family, right?

always innovating touch book

Is this the next generation of netbooks? Tiny removable laptop that can be taken apart to become a fully functional touchscreen tablet? Weighs less than 2 lbs with a 10-15 hour battery life for only $299? Hallelujah!

I need to beseech this bad boy come Christmas time.

bar rafaeli is too hot for land

As if being almost naked on the cover of Sports Illustrated wasn't enough, or being in the hottest video in the history of history (now taken off TMZ for being too hot) just didn't do it, Bar Rafaeli is now plastered on the Southwest Airlines SI One. Southwest employees better burnish that plane real well. Pervert in seat 4A, have fun starring out her giant bra. Leonardo DiCaprio is such a lucky bastard.

stihl chainsaw: merry christmas

Who needs to buy a Christmas tree when you can buy a Christmas chainsaw?

toyota 1/x

Plug-in hybrid, 500cc engine, 1/3 the weight of a Prius with the same amount of space. This car is a reality, but I can't wait until the seaweed car comes out.

lazy firefighter

There are those who risk their lives to save the world; then there are these...

htc magic

The Google G1 is now old news, it's time for some Magic, the first touchscreen only Android phone. Sorry US consumers, it's only coming out first via Vodafone in the UK, Spain, Germany, France, and Italy.

goobers peanut butter and jelly: classic pairs

Definitely a classic pair...

150 mph electric motorcycle

Dubbed Mission One by Mission Motors, a startup in San Francisco by former Tesla Motors engineers, this fully functional electric motorcycle can max out at 150 mph. This bike will be sold for $69,000, with 150 horsepower and takes only 2 hours to fully charge. Sounds terrific, but I hope they work on the look and design a bit more first.

miracle whip: miracle seesaw

Only 4.9% fat; light as a feather.

xm satellite radio: static

It got me. I would hate that too.

charles barkley is the only reason i watch nba on tnt

Welcome back, Chuck! I'm ready for some more Bush-like shoe dodging, 24 second breath holding, self-proclaimed dumbass fun on Thursday nights. TNT and T-Mobile are just not the same without you.

touchscreen rubik's cube

Introducing the TouchCube, the first touchscreen Rubik's cube, coming to you this fall for only $150. Let's see those kids do this thing blindfolded now. Seems like a cool idea, but doesn't look cool to me. Watch it for yourself.

google suggest fail

I love Google, but sometimes their suggestions are just a little bit off.

octuplet mom goes online

As if she wasn't getting enough national attention already, Mrs. Controversial Octuplet + 6 Foodstamp Mom Nadya Suleman now has her own website to take in donations of any kind. Click on the above picture to visit the site, although that's exactly what you'll see. Nonetheless, any individual supporting 14 children definitely needs A LOT of help.